The Mindy Project Quotes
Jeremy: Come on, stop, Danny has never even been slightly embarrassed of you.
Mindy: Really? OK, that's a huge relief.
Jeremy: See, I can act, Morgan!
Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Fr. Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Fr. Michael: Mass.
Trust me, these little sins are just as straight a path to hell fire as all that cool stuff I used to do.Fr. Michael
No, Jesus didn't have a roommate. He lived with his ma.Danny
To church? You killed someone, now I have to die of boredom.
Yes, biologically she is a boy, but who knows what she will identify with. I can still win.
Dr. Bergdahl: I do want to apologize to you, Tanya, and you, Merlin, and especially you, Madison.
Beverly: Well it's about time you learned our names.
A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.
I've never felt this guilty before and I'm the one that told DiBlasio not to care what the po-po think.Tamra
Of course, I will have to pay this in installments, but if it's good enough for the Puerto Rican guy at the couch store, it's good enough for you.Lou
Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Yeah. Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it, I just want to hear someone else say it.Beverly