The Mindy Project

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Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.

Peter

I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.

Danny

You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.

Danny

I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.

I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.

Morgan

The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.

Peter

Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.

Morgan

Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?

We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.

Danny

If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."

But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.

Annette

She wants me to propose by Christmas. That's not right. It's too much pressure on the Lord's birthday.

Danny
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The Mindy Project Quotes

You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'

Mindy

All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

Mindy