The Mindy Project

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Mindy with danny the mindy project season 3 episode 1

You're flirting with your reflection again. Cut it out.

Danny

I believe you all the time. I believe that you floss. I believe that your gym is closed for a multi-year remodel

Danny

I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.

Danny: Mindy, I have somthing really important I need to ask you. Would you like some more apple pie?
Mindy: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.

You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.

Morgan

Are you "Parent Trapping" us? Are you the Lindsay Lohans?

Jeremy

I will not be slut-shamed in an optomologist's office.

Let's leave God out of this. I told him you were my assistant.

Danny

My office only has one entrance and I don't know if that's good enough for you anymore.

I can't go back to England. I've forgotten all the words.

Jeremy

Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.

I can never repay to and don't plan to.

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