We're losing? I thought the game was to score the least amount of points like golf.

Jeremy

I've never played basketsball. I'm sure I'll pick it up. Who's going to be goalie?

Jeremy

Great, the one person who watched Space Jam quit.

Morgan

I had no friends in 7th grade, so I had time to master the cross stitch.

Danny: Take her to Alcatraz.
Mindy: Oh, I would love that. What is that?
Barb: It's the world's most famous marriage, I mean prison.

Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.

Answer me right now. What is more important? Your relationship with Dr. Lahiri or this basketball team I made you join 2 days ago?

Morgan

I've never been that close to billionaires in person before. Oh no, Danny, do you think one of them might try to '50 Shades of Grey' me?

OK. I'm going to picture [Peter] without his personality. Woah, Peter might be hot.

Why would Mindy want to go to Stanford? She hates not being the only Asian in a room.

Peter

You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'

[The plot] is just for me. I don't know how your religion handles this kind of stuff. Don't they let the river just take care of it?

Danny

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel