Jeremy: Come on, stop, Danny has never even been slightly embarrassed of you.
Mindy: Really? OK, that's a huge relief.
Jeremy: See, I can act, Morgan!

Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Fr. Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Fr. Michael: Mass.

Trust me, these little sins are just as straight a path to hell fire as all that cool stuff I used to do.

Fr. Michael

No, Jesus didn't have a roommate. He lived with his ma.

Danny

To church? You killed someone, now I have to die of boredom.

Yes, biologically she is a boy, but who knows what she will identify with. I can still win.

Dr. Bergdahl: I do want to apologize to you, Tanya, and you, Merlin, and especially you, Madison.
Beverly: Well it's about time you learned our names.

A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.

I've never felt this guilty before and I'm the one that told DiBlasio not to care what the po-po think.

Tamra

Of course, I will have to pay this in installments, but if it's good enough for the Puerto Rican guy at the couch store, it's good enough for you.

Lou

Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Yeah. Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it, I just want to hear someone else say it.

Beverly

The Mindy Project Quotes

Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Mindy

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.