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Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.
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Mindy: I don't know what you could've wished for, you already have the greatest sons in the whole world.
Annette: That's very sweet, dear, but I wished that the mean waitress at our favorite diner would die.
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Annette: I only watch Castle.
Mindy: He writes mysteries and he solves them? That is a great idea for a show.
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Morgan: Are you talking about Dr. Reed kissing your girlfriend or this directly applicable to this situation?
Peter: No. The latter, dude.
Morgan: What ladder?
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OK, fine, you can meet her. I just can't listen to one of your cookoo plans before 10am.Danny
Why didn't you tell your mother that I wasn't the cleaning lady? Do I look Dominican? Do not answer that.
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Danny: Move over, Zorro.
Mindy: Zorro? I'm too young to understand that reference.
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Danny: [Playing "Let It Go" on piano]
Morgan: Open the door. I hear you playing Frozen.
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You won't have to worry about this problem when you're a Tookers. There's a lot of other problems. Dyslexia, alcoholism, short term memory. AlcoholismMorgan
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Mindy: Wait. I thought you worked in a tipsy fishing boat to pay for medical school.
Danny: I tried. I kept getting thrown from the boat because I was too light.
That's my girlfriend. That's hilarious. I guess women can be funny.Peter
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Danny: I would never let my woman plan a charity event with some guy. I would never do it.
Mindy: And I would never want to plan a charity event
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