The Mindy Project Quotes
Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.Peter
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I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.Danny
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You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.Danny
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I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
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I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.Morgan
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The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.Peter
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Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.Morgan
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Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?
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We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.Danny
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If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."
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But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.Annette
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She wants me to propose by Christmas. That's not right. It's too much pressure on the Lord's birthday.Danny
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