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Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.

Mindy: I don't know what you could've wished for, you already have the greatest sons in the whole world.
Annette: That's very sweet, dear, but I wished that the mean waitress at our favorite diner would die.

Annette: I only watch Castle.
Mindy: He writes mysteries and he solves them? That is a great idea for a show.

Morgan: Are you talking about Dr. Reed kissing your girlfriend or this directly applicable to this situation?
Peter: No. The latter, dude.
Morgan: What ladder?

OK, fine, you can meet her. I just can't listen to one of your cookoo plans before 10am.

Danny

Why didn't you tell your mother that I wasn't the cleaning lady? Do I look Dominican? Do not answer that.

Danny: Move over, Zorro.
Mindy: Zorro? I'm too young to understand that reference.

Danny: [Playing "Let It Go" on piano]
Morgan: Open the door. I hear you playing Frozen.

You won't have to worry about this problem when you're a Tookers. There's a lot of other problems. Dyslexia, alcoholism, short term memory. Alcoholism

Morgan

Mindy: Wait. I thought you worked in a tipsy fishing boat to pay for medical school.
Danny: I tried. I kept getting thrown from the boat because I was too light.

That's my girlfriend. That's hilarious. I guess women can be funny.

Peter

Danny: I would never let my woman plan a charity event with some guy. I would never do it.
Mindy: And I would never want to plan a charity event

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The Mindy Project Quotes

Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.

Every time we shower together, he makes a donation to the Vatican.

Mindy
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