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Danny: He thinks I'm Jewish.
Peter: Well I can see that. You do complain about the air conditioning a lot.

Danny: Hey Pete I gotta ask you something.
Peter: What is that I hear? The ga-ga-ga-ghost of someone who's dead to me?

How many hours of energy did you drink?


It's New York, we take care of our own.


Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.

Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.

I've always been so into black women. I used to watch 227 when I was a boy. I fell in love with Jackee.

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My mother was insane so I'm kind of attracted to this. Not that I want to sleep with my mother. That was weird how that came out.


So you went on a coffee date with a loser, all coffee dates are with losers.

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