Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Mindy: It's like if Hermione liked Voldemort.
Shauna: I don't know those words.
You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.
Danny
Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!
Danny: You really think my body's hot?
Mindy: Ugh! You know that it is.
Danny: The guys at the gym, you know they make comments but, they're flirts
You sound pretty, like you lost weight.
Josh
It's like Sons of Anarchy in here ok? And none of the young hot characters, just like, the old ones.
Oh my god did my tuition check bounce? Sometimes they don't take those Hunger Games checks seriously, but I get such good Mockingjay points.
I think they pour this stuff on Maxi Pads in commercials.
Danny
Mindy: I'm sorry, Danny, she's a million years old. Let her enjoy her birthday.
Danny: Believe me Mindy, you'll find other opportunities to eat cake.
Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.
Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?
I can do anything as long as it's just paying for something.
