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Mindy: It's like if Hermione liked Voldemort.
Shauna: I don't know those words.

You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.


Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!

Oh my god did my tuition check bounce? Sometimes they don't take those Hunger Games checks seriously, but I get such good Mockingjay points.

Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?

I think they pour this stuff on Maxi Pads in commercials.


Mindy: I'm sorry, Danny, she's a million years old. Let her enjoy her birthday.
Danny: Believe me Mindy, you'll find other opportunities to eat cake.

Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.

You sound pretty, like you lost weight.

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