It's like Sons of Anarchy in here ok? And none of the young hot characters, just like, the old ones.

Mindy: I'm sorry, Danny, she's a million years old. Let her enjoy her birthday.
Danny: Believe me Mindy, you'll find other opportunities to eat cake.

Danny: You really think my body's hot?
Mindy: Ugh! You know that it is.
Danny: The guys at the gym, you know they make comments but, they're flirts

Taddling is when a little girl does it, when a hot woman does it it's called whistleblowing.

Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?

Beverly: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Jeremy: This isn't a wetsuit, these are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.

In honor of our European friend I got some beer with the two dots over the thing.

Mr. Putch

Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.

Maybe Saturday night you and I can meet up and make our lunches for the week.

Betsy

Jeremy: Perfect score Danny, break a leg.
Danny: Never wink at me again.

No offense, that excuse stinks. I told them you were helping a little black kid.

Shauna

Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.

Dennis

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel