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I saw a headline in The Post today. It said news flash you're staying at my place tonight.


Dating is fun, but dating in secret, is really fun.

It was the two thousands okay? You were kind of a loser if you didn’t have a sex tape.

Three hundo thundo just to flash Vince and Owen?

Why to heat up a drawer full of sweaters? You wanna get warm, get on the floor and do some pushups.


Brendan: Peter are you crying?
Peter: I’m crying because I need to pinch a nip to stay awake.

Jeremy: You thought a pirouette was a cookie.
Peter: It is! And if you break it in half, it’s a breakfast cereal.

Brendan: Peter, Jeremy.
Peter: Brendan, Weird Beard.

Mindy: I don’t care, because I’m Hindu, and we can do basically anything.
Danny: I don’t care what you say to that giant elephant up there. According to my guy, this is wrong.

I’m so Catholic, I don’t even trust this new pope.


Look I’m going to count to three. If you don’t kiss me, I’ll realize this was a big mistake and I’ll return to my seat in humiliation.


You tap that Cliff! You tap that into the sunset!

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The Mindy Project Quotes

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