Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.

Annette wants everyone to wash up, especially you Mindy.

Robert

Mindy: That's right 'cause in this family you gotsa do your chores.
Annette: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help

You leave me to pick up the pieces. That's why I don't have a husband.

Dot

Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.

Peter

She seemed really sincere, like when she tells me she hates my make up.

We spent 3 weeks debating whether or not we were going to have a scented candle in your bathroom. Which, to your credit, saved our relationship.

You told ma we'd bring dad and Little Danny to dinner tonight? What the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you just invite a lion, there'd be less carnage!

Danny

Annette: Bring dessert.
Mindy: Oh, I shouldn't bring dessert, I'll just eat it in the car.

Mindy: This isn't one of thos guilt dinners where you guilt everyone is it?
Annette: No. Guilt dinners are only for you and they may need to stop because its getting expensive.

Your dad, huh? So this is who we have to thank for a lifetime of grouchy-ness.

Morgan

I would like to have everyone's attention. I am also moving. I am moving from the basement of my grandmother's house to the attic.

Morgan

The Mindy Project Quotes

Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?

Morgan

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy