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Three hundo thundo just to flash Vince and Owen?

Why to heat up a drawer full of sweaters? You wanna get warm, get on the floor and do some pushups.


Brendan: Peter are you crying?
Peter: I’m crying because I need to pinch a nip to stay awake.

Jeremy: You thought a pirouette was a cookie.
Peter: It is! And if you break it in half, it’s a breakfast cereal.

Brendan: Peter, Jeremy.
Peter: Brendan, Weird Beard.

Mindy: I don’t care, because I’m Hindu, and we can do basically anything.
Danny: I don’t care what you say to that giant elephant up there. According to my guy, this is wrong.

I’m so Catholic, I don’t even trust this new pope.


Look I’m going to count to three. If you don’t kiss me, I’ll realize this was a big mistake and I’ll return to my seat in humiliation.


You tap that Cliff! You tap that into the sunset!

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