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Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.

Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel
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