If Casey's looking for a new job, my tollbooth guy is retiring.

Danny

You know grilled cheese is my beat fuel. Gotta melt cheddar to make cheddar, feel me?

Casey

Okay I have no office, I have no patients, I have this horrible short haircut, my name is not Dr. L anymore and I have a UTI from discount whipped cream.

The worst place in the world is Fenway Park.

Danny

That's really cute. Here's a tip though. Don't try to out cute the cutest person in this office.

Mindy: You liked the movie Varsity Blues right?
Casey: I am an American male, between the age of six and ninety-three yeah.

What's a browser history?

Danny

Tamra: Un uh I told you, we don't want no candy bars little boy.
Mindy: Uh it's Dr. Lahiry, Tamra. I've worked here for many years and actually hired you.

Casey: did you tell them the good news?
Mindy: I did not. Guys I lost three pounds of water weight from diarrhea.

Mindy: Oh my god Casey!
Casey: What?
Mindy: Your penis just knocked off my glasses!
Casey: Sorry, that's tent living you know?

You're too high maintenace. In Haiti you're not going to be able to have your Jimmy Choos and Wally Wongs and what have you's.

Danny

Mindy: Baby, you like your boobs between an A and a B?
Casey: Indecisive boobs are like my thing now you know?