The Mindy Project

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Mindy with danny the mindy project season 3 episode 1
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I'm Mindy Lahiry M.D. you stupid bitch!

He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.

Betsy

Mindy: You're looking very Christmasy
Morgan: Yes I am.

Danny please don't throw twenties at me like I'm doing lap dances.

Fine just have the party at your Hello Kitty dorm room.

Danny

Oh Mindy you know how you get at Christmas parties. Last year you passed out inside the food drive box.

Jeremy

Why do hospitals always have the ugliest posters?

Josh

Im not mediocre looking like you. What about going to England? Forget about that! I'm too tan, they'll be merciless!

Jeremy

That's leadership isn't it? It's making swift decisions with handsome faces.

Jeremy

Mindy are you forming a dread lock?

Jeremy

hey what's up? This high school is ridiculous. I mean it's so swanky here, so nice. My high school? One window, that just the seniors could use, just one.

Danny

How are you the ultimate judge of guys? I saw you hit on your Chinese delivery man one time.

Sophia
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The Mindy Project Quotes

You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'

Mindy

All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

Mindy