Guys I dropped a Mike and Ike on the floor! I need all eyes on this.

Morgan

To show my gratitude for this kindness, we can choose any city of the Real Housewives to watch.

It's cool if you're into me. Kevin Garnett once bought me a Coke at a P.F. Changs.

How much for that sea dog...how much for this flightless bird?

Morgan

Wouldn't Prince Harry's Instagram be so good?

Danny: You're the lady that says she'll have what she's having.
Mindy: I'm Rob Reiner's mother?

Danny: How many best friends from college do you have?
Mindy: Best friend isn't a person Danny it's a tier.

Mindy: Why do you have a mannequin head and Bossypants in here?
Morgan: I wated to see how Tina Fey could juggle it all.

Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.

Maybe Saturday night you and I can meet up and make our lunches for the week.

Betsy

Danny: Are you kidding me? Why are you wearing that?!
Mindy: Because I don't want to get murdered Danny!
Danny: That doesn't clarify anything!

Old guys think I have sassy mouth.

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel