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I don't know, I got a sex date with a 2 which means she's a Chicago 4 which means she's a Wisconsin 9.

Peter

I know that cry anywhere. That is the sound of a man that's had his heart broken.

Peter

Every great love story also has an end. And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music and drink wine that you bought from a gas station.

For your information, everybody reads in L.A. They read scripts baby bro.

Peter

Cliff: Do you really need to tan?
Mindy: Babe this is the palest I've ever been. I'm basically a white person. Yesterday I caught myself watching lacrosse, and I liked it.

What's Entourage?

Danny

You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.

Danny

Oh you got jokes? All of a sudden you're the King of Queens?

Peter

Peter: Cliff hasn't seen you naked? I thought he was gettin up in them guts?
Mindy: Oh he is. UTI level gettin up in them guts.

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