The Mindy Project

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Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.

I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.

Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?

You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.

I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.


My mental health is perfect and I do have an outlet. His name is Father Francis, he's 97, and he only speaks Latin.


Mindy: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basicall 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early.

Mindy: How could anyone want to see this movie [The Godfather: Part II]? I've never even heard of it.

You know I wrote a TV pilot about him [Peter] once, network said it was too sad.

Shonda Rhimes

Am I the new mayor of Shondaland?


Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.

And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.

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The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.


Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?