The Mindy Project

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I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make babies.

Dr. Jean

I told Jeremy if he ever wants me to go anywhere, he has to trick me into believing that Pharell is doing a meet and greet.

[to Mindy] You remind me of the demented aunt that raised me.

Cop

Mindy: Relax. I've been pulled over a hundred times and I've never once gotten a ticket.
Danny: How?
Mindy: The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.

I still don't think we should've brought a gift to a second wedding. It's rewarding failure.

Danny

That was me. I just threw a dirty dish out the window because I didn't want to deal with it.

You're flirting with your reflection again. Cut it out.

Danny

I believe you all the time. I believe that you floss. I believe that your gym is closed for a multi-year remodel

Danny

I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.

Danny: Mindy, I have somthing really important I need to ask you. Would you like some more apple pie?
Mindy: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.

You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.

Morgan

Are you "Parent Trapping" us? Are you the Lindsay Lohans?

Jeremy
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The Mindy Project Quotes

All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

Mindy

Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.