What's Entourage?

Danny

You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.

Danny

Oh you got jokes? All of a sudden you're the King of Queens?

Peter

Peter: Cliff hasn't seen you naked? I thought he was gettin up in them guts?
Mindy: Oh he is. UTI level gettin up in them guts.

Mindy: Guys over the holiday I had five hams and a goose. Like, I am a wolf in a children's story. And guess what? Cliff's gonna have to see me in my bathing suit soon.
Danny: Just get one with a skirt, like the moms at the pool.

Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.

Stupid wine bra is out of wine. I knew I should have brought the Long Island Iced Panties.

What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?

Peter

Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.

Morgan: You know Richie's gay?
Danny: No Morgan a straight guy won Mr. Gay Fort Lauderdale. Yes I know he's gay.

I can't spend another Saturday night stalking ex-girlfriends on the internet hoping to find a breast feeding pic. I need to meet someone.

Peter

Danny: Take it easy Mrs. Robinson he's not for you.
Mindy: Ok I'm way too young to understand your Graduate reference.

The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes

Tamra: Un uh I told you, we don't want no candy bars little boy.
Mindy: Uh it's Dr. Lahiry, Tamra. I've worked here for many years and actually hired you.

Casey: did you tell them the good news?
Mindy: I did not. Guys I lost three pounds of water weight from diarrhea.