The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes
The holes on the tea cups don't fit my fat fingers!
Peter
I don't have a problem with you. I just don't want to hang out with you if I don't have to.
Peter
Peter: I will kill this old lady.
Mindy: Excuse me?!
Peter: She's pushing 55 and that's a terrible day to die.
It's afterhours, there's different rules.
Danny
Danny: You really think my body's hot?
Mindy: Ugh! You know that it is.
Danny: The guys at the gym, you know they make comments but, they're flirts
Bet you didn't think with this bod, that I had a brain too and pretty good boobs.
Jason: I think it was kind of refreshing to see normal people fall in love in a movie.
Mindy: I am not yet tired of seeing hot people fall in love.
We're nothing like each other. He wears cargo shorts, I wear slacks. He surfs, I fear the ocean, out of respect.
Danny
Morgan: Do you remember my ex girlfriend Vicky?
Mindy: No.
Morgan: Ok, well anyway, she just got engaged to an engineer and not the choo-choo kind, the rich kind.
Is this anybodies sandwich? Because I've eaten half of it and I don't like it.
Peter Prentice
Morgan: I'm a drug addict! I broke my back!
Mindy: You're not cool enough to be a drug addict. You're just a big loser.
If Casey's looking for a new job, my tollbooth guy is retiring.
Danny
