Popular The Office Quotes
Angela: I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.
Dwight: Did I tell you about her teeth?
Oscar: It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.
Phyllis: Wait, so they were filming all the time even when we didn't know it?
They kiss. It is super emotional, like in Toy Story.
Ryan Howard
Didn't you get the memo? It's stairmageddon.
Erin
Our office has an unusually large number of unusually large people.
Oscar
I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb.
Andy
Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer as a coworker.
Dwight
Phyllis: Her hair looks beautiful.
Andy: Yeah we get it Phyllis. She looks like a freakin' movie star!
Andy: What's the mouse's name?
Guy: It really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder.
I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.
Andy
Oscar: Angela you still have your son.
Angela: I guess.
Sense Billy says most students don't pay 150,000 dollars over 20 years to get their black belt.
Dwight
