I looked [Holly] up online. There's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.

Erin

There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.

Michael

The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.

Michael

Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.

Michael

Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.

Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?

Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.

Angela

Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.

Dwight [to Jim]

Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?

Gabe (to cameraman)

At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.

Pam

I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.

Kelly
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The Office Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.

Pam
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