It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limosuine drivers.

Holly

Holly: Is there any way I can get a hand with these please?
Erin: I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive.

I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.

Dwight

I looked [Holly] up online. There's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.

Erin

There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.

Michael

The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.

Michael

Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.

Michael

Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.

Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?

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