The Office

The Office "Classy Christmas" Quotes (Page 2)

Holly: Is there any way I can get a hand with these please?
Erin: I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive.
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Dwight: I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.
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Erin: I looked [Holly] up online. There's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.
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Michael: There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.
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Michael: The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.
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Michael: Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.
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Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.
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Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?
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Angela: Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.
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Dwight [to Jim]: Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.
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