As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.


Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?


The Office Season 7 Episode 6 Quotes

Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.


I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.