Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom. You're only one third as beautiful and about half her height.

Dwight [to Pam]

Jim: Stop.
Dwight: Too late. If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled by now. And if you're out there Strangler, you will get caught, by me!

Oscar: What kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?
Kevin: The statement that I'm making, Oscar, is I kind of look like Michael Moore.

As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.

Michael

Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?

Jim
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