The Office

The Office "Double Date" Quotes

Phyllis: Holy crap.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pam: Michael's been trying to get me and Jim to hang out with him ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No ... way ... out.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Pam: Why did I get in the car? I could have struggled. I have a whistle in my purse, I didn't even blow it.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Meredith: Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Pam would you care for a bagel?
Pam: Oh, no thank you.
Dwight: Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.
Pam: I have an early lunch.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did everyone get sooooo cynical?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Michael: Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch, there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your "Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother." And fixes all occurrences of "I don't really see them together." So, open wide, Pam, and take a big ol' spoonful of birthday lunch medicine... Take with food.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Andy: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pam: I used to love coming here. The chicken parm is good, big part of my childhood. Oh! Maybe Michael will start dating that too.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Pam: You're bribing me.
Michael: No! No, no... Unless you want me to! Do you want me to? Because I will. I will bribe you. No... Your face is saying, don't? Unless I haven't offered you enough? Your face isn't changing. What is it! Talk to me face, tell me what Pam's brain is thinking.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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