The Office

The Office "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager" Quotes

Dwight: All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jo: Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.
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Kevin: Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.
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Angela: I want pet day back. No dogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
 • Rating: Unrated

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