All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...

Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.

Jo

Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.

Jo

Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.

Kevin

I want pet day back. No dogs.

Angela

Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.

Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.

Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...

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