All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...

Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.


Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.


Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.


I want pet day back. No dogs.


Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.

Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.

Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...

Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.


Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

The Office Season 7 Episode 23 Quotes

Gabe: Andy do you like being alone with me right now?
Andy: No, this is horrifying.
Gabe: I don't like being alone with me either.

Are you still in love with Erin? Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore.