Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?
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Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
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Erin: Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
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Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
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Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.
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Andy: Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.
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Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
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Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
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Michael: You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.
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Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.
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