The Office

The Office "Niagara" Quotes

Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?

 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Michael: You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.

 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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