Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.

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Andy: I'm sorry, this must be really uncomfortable for you.
Robert: I'm never uncomfortable.

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Bert: What do you like? Tornados?
Dwight: Try influenza.

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November's sure creepin' up huh? Can't stop that month.

Erin

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Erin: Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?
Pam: Ummm, two?
Erin: That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.

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Every Halloween I tell him the same thing; you can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing; as soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you.

Toby

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You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!

Meredith

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Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.

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• Added: October 27, 2011