The Office Season 6 Episode 25: "The Chump" Quotes
You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.
Andy
[to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.
Erin
We're gay for baseball.
Andy
That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.
Michael
Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!
Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.
Dwight
[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.
Dwight
I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.
Michael
The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.
Michael
[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Angela
I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.
Meredith
Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!
