You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.

Andy

[to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.

Erin

We're gay for baseball.

Andy

That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.

Michael

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.

Dwight

[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

Dwight

I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.

Michael

The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.

Michael
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