The Office

The Office "The Chump" Quotes

Andy: You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: [to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: We're gay for baseball.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: [on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: [to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
 • Rating: Unrated

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