Do I have to hire a babysitter for you, Michael? Some little 14 year old girl whose job it is to limit...

Jan

Saboteur! Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game... the game is over, I'm really going to shoot you!

Andy

I have this old vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.

Pam

Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey... that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.

Michael
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