If I wanted to see a pissing contest I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.

Dwight

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.

Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!

Dwight

What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Room for all.

Dwight

Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.

I think if he were sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell.

Andy

I never touch another juggler's instruments.

Deangelo

Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.

Dwight

No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there I'm the Dwight.

Deangelo

Once you see sausage being made, all you wanna do is make sausage cause it's so much fun.

Dwight

I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream, you either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room. That's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays.

Deangelo

As soon as I'm hearing what I wanna hear, I'm not gonna care.

Deangelo
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The Office Season 7 Episode 22 Quotes

I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream, you either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room. That's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays.

Deangelo

As soon as I'm hearing what I wanna hear, I'm not gonna care.

Deangelo
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