The Office

The Office "The Inner Circle" Quotes

Dwight: If I wanted to see a pissing contest I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Room for all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I think if he were sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: I never touch another juggler's instruments.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there I'm the Dwight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Once you see sausage being made, all you wanna do is make sausage cause it's so much fun.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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