Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.

Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.

Andy

Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.

Robert

Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?

Ryan

Robert: Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of The Street?
Jim: I...uhh...
Robert: Sesame Street.

Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!

Stanley

Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.

Dwight

It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!

Stanley

Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.

Darryl

He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.

Jim

Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.

Erin
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The Office Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.

Jim

Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.

Erin
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