Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.

Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.


Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.


Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?


Robert: Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of The Street?
Jim: I...uhh...
Robert: Sesame Street.

Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!


Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.


It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!


Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.

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