You got problems? My TV don't work.

Andy (as Billy)

It's gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.

Michael (as Scarn)

Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!

Michael (as Scarn)

He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?

Dwight

Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.

Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.

Michael (as Scarn)

Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.

Michael (as Scarn)

Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.

After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting, and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie...Threat Level Midnight.

Michael

The Office Season 7 Episode 16 Quotes

I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress the receptionist who will remain nameless.

Jim

Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.