The Office "Threat Level Midnight" Quotes
Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Todd Packer: If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: (as Goldenface) Oh someone's coming alright.. the only man who would care - Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here and I'm gonna kill everybody then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good. Hahahaha!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jim: I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress the receptionist who will remain nameless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it would be good for my daughter to see a black man as president, even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Holly: I'm sorry, it is good.
Michael: No, it's not. It's not, but they really seem to be enjoying it.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I've only seen Antz.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again...But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.
Holly: I'm real.
Michael: Yeahhh, you're a real pain in the ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Holly this isn't Ocean's Eleven where you get together with your friends and you just have fun and you don't care about how it turns out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 21
