The Office

The Office "Ultimatum" Quotes

Erin: I did it. I did a cartwheel.
Creed: F*ck you! F*ck you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: My goal was to learn a new word every day, and I must say that it is going immensely.
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Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Darryl: You know what you guys should do? Go to the book store at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey what book is that? Cool let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."
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Dwight: My resolution is: meet a loose woman
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Erin: I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Gummy bears and gummy worms?
Michael: Bears sad, worms happy... come on, Erin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight [to Pam]: Wow, did your baby draw that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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