Erin: I did it. I did a cartwheel.
Creed: F*ck you! F*ck you!

Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.

My goal was to learn a new word every day, and I must say that it is going immensely.

Erin

Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?

You know what you guys should do? Go to the book store at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey what book is that? Cool let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."

Darryl

Dwight: My resolution is: meet a loose woman

I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.

Erin

Erin: Gummy bears and gummy worms?
Michael: Bears sad, worms happy... come on, Erin.

Wow, did your baby draw that?

Dwight [to Pam]

If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.

Michael

What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.

Dwight
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The Office Season 7 Episode 12 Quotes

If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.

Michael

What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.

Dwight
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