Oscar is my Queen. That's easy, give me a hard one - that's what Oscar said.


Toby is the instruction card you throw away.


I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.


Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.


Think of your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.


Moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso.


What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?

Darryl [to Michael]

Did I truck three hundred bails of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.


Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Jim: No.
Pam: Well, you like that!

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