The Office

The Office "WUPHF.com" Quotes

Michael: Oscar is my Queen. That's easy, give me a hard one - that's what Oscar said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Toby is the instruction card you throw away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stanley: Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gabe: Think of your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl [to Michael]: What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Did I truck three hundred bails of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Jim: No.
Pam: Well, you like that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.
 • Rating: Unrated

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