The Office

The Office Season 5 Quotes (Page 34)

Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight Loss"

Michael: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
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Dwight: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looks to Michael for a "That's what she said," but Michael is silent] Really? Nothing?
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