The Office Season 7 Quotes
Andy: Is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar, Public School.
Darryl: Nah, I got some work to do. I do got big plans at this company.
I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.
Dwight
Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
Kelly [to Michael]
Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
Michael
This is an amazing prize. I mean I don't even want to give Pam a compliment because she's so blehhh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.
Angela
Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.
Ryan [to Danny]
Packer: Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?
Gabe: Not here, no.
Packer: Gabe-wad.
Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom. You're only one third as beautiful and about half her height.
Dwight [to Pam]
Jim: Stop.
Dwight: Too late. If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled by now. And if you're out there Strangler, you will get caught, by me!
Oscar: What kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?
Kevin: The statement that I'm making, Oscar, is I kind of look like Michael Moore.
As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.
Michael
Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?
Jim
