The Office Season 7 Quotes
Why you always gotta be so mean to me?
Toby [to God]
Hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You wanna know my 11th commandment? I will not be undersold. I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kinda discounts.
Dwight (on phone)
Pam: We're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all.
Angela [to Pam]: Jesus is not your caterer.
Angela [to Cece]: But he should be your caterer, because you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?
Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.
As a gift to this beautiful congregation I would like to offer...a four percent discount on all Dunder Mifflin/Sabre products, if you buy a printer at full price.
Dwight
I've been to that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.
Ryan
I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-*-t-c-h.
Michael
Sunday church service, it's been a few years. The Big Guy and I...we've got some catching up to do.
Toby
I hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium in the masses.
Ryan
Pam: It's just that if a vampire coughed he would do it like this (coughs into crook of elbow).
Dwight: Right, and ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? 'Cause of the Euro.
Kevin: Everyone is gonna be there. Angela, Phyllis... even Creed is a maybe.
Andy: Creed is going?!?
Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen...like freaky good.
Creed
