I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you both.

George [to Amy and Ricky]

I don't want to cause trouble, sometimes I just do.


Are you having twins?

Henry [to Adrian]

I think we'll be different things to each other at different times.


We're under doctors orders to grow up.


Ricky: Do the three of you talk about anything but sex?
Amy: What they don't know is...I'm ready to have sex with you.

Maybe if I sleep with him, he'll feel closer to me than he does to her.


I've been here 15 minutes and I've already lost one. This is going to go well.

Ms. O'Malley

Bunny: What people are more important than your job?
Ricky: Girls I slept with.

If you dance, you pay the piper.


You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!


I'm unflappable, you can't flap me.