Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

For two people not having sex they can't keep their hands off of each other.

Frank

Breakups come in threes.

Lauren

I'm not some kind of hooker!

Madison

I have a sixth sense.

Ethan

I'm stronger and crazier.

Adrian

You're criminally neurotic.

Dylan [to Ben]

So you cheated huh? It's easier than you thought.

Jack [to Grace]

You are a very bad influence on me, you know that?

Ben [to Dylan]

Your attitude sucks, you know that?

Lauren [to Amy]

You can't just go sending naked pictures around to people.

Margaret

Why don't you get a dorm room and be like a normal person for a change.

Chloe [to Ben]