It's like looking in a mirror before I was into alcohol...drugs...guys...

Nora

Wow, this is really kind of sick. My son is dating his mother.

Nora

I have to be good cop to your bad cop!

George [to Anne]

Adrian: Ben, friends don't live together.
Ben: Friends having babies with friends live together.

Are you trying to create some situation in which I don't want to have sex with you?

Ricky [to Amy]

He's 20 years old and he's not interested in any kind of sexual relationship with you? C'mon he's lying, he's just trying to seduce you.

Jack [to Madison]

I'm sure the four of us will somehow figure out a way to have our kids competing with each other.

Adrian

I didn't know Ricky's mom got...sprung.

Ben

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

I love Ben. I'm not sure I'm in love with Ben, but I love him.

Adrian

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy