I would not go away, unless you came with me. You and John.


George: Nobody's had any privacy since the information highway opened.
Amy: The what?
George: The Internet.

Who's the big baby? It's like you're stomping your feet and insisting you get some. It makes you less attractive as a man.

Nora [to Ricky]

If you want me in your apartment and me in your bed, then you need to get a new bed.


It's like last weekend just won't ever end. It goes on and on and on.


Let's put it this way. The first half I was playing offense, the second half I was playing defense and I should've called it off at halftime.


It felt good, but I felt bad. That ever happen to you? Yeah it never happened to me either.


Adrian: Thank you husband.
Ben: You're welcome wife.

Oh maybe I should call Amy. Maybe she'd be useful for once.


I love you Adrian. And because I love you I have to say this- I think you should go ahead with the wedding.


Maybe you'll be a doctor! Or lawyer! Or a candlestick maker!


You didn't do any desert peyote did you?