The Secret Life of the American Teenager

The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 20: "Moving In and Out"

Leo: I feel like I've got two sons sometimes and both of you are getting in over your heads.
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Amy: Tell me anything you want dad, because I am listening to you even though you are not listening to me.
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Ashley [to Amy]: Can't you just be an independent woman?
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Season 3 Episode 19: "Deeper and Deeper"

Toby [to Amy]: I was just trying to impress you with my lack of social skills so you'd think I was perfect company for the dark one.
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George: I had a date with Ricky's mom.
Ashley: Oh, the married one or the gay one?
George: Did everyone know but me?!
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Grace: I do have one regret, I regret that we waited the whole summer to have sex.
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Madison [to Jack]: Who do you think you are Ricky? There's no "we'll see" in this relationship.
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Madison [to Jack]: Are you like...actually turning me down for sex?
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Adrian: Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.
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Ricky: We're all too young to be getting married and having babies.
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Ashley: I do not want a friend.
George: Well you're gonna get one, and so am I.
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Adrian [to Amy]: I heard you asked Ricky to marry you. Nice one girlfriend, good luck with that non-traditional approach.
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Ben: It'll all be fine. Yeah, that's what I keep saying to myself, it'll all be fine.
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Season 3 Episode 18: "Another Proposal"

Leo: There's a lot of joy that comes with being responsible.
Ben: No, there's not.
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George [about Nora]: She can carve a small handgun out of a bar of soap. I could fall in love with this woman!
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Madison: I'm bored out of my mind, I've gotta get a new boyfriend.
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George [to Nora]: Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you but I hadn't heard that you're hot.
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Amy: Adrian Boykewich. What kind of name is that? I'll tell you what kind of name it is, it's a name where the two names don't belong together because the two people don't belong together.
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Lauren [frantically texting]: Don't bother me, I'm in a state of emergency. Adrian has lost her mind over this wedding.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ben: I'm barely 17 and I have a china pattern.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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