The Secret Life of the American Teenager

The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 22: "The Text Best Thing"

George: Anne is gay and Kathleen made me gay...you know happy.
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Ben: They used to but with budget cuts, apparently the price of bananas soared.
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Omar [to Adrian]: You're texting your ex husband while you're kissing me?
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Madison [to Lauren]: Okay well if the two of us are gonna be friends we can't be angry with each other, we should find someone else to be angry at, a common enemy.
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Ricky [to Amy]: I'd like to feel like you set the date because you want to get married.
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Amy: So you're not even a little bit upset with me?
Ricky: Not unless you want me to be?
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Season 4 Episode 21: "Allies"

Alice: I don't want to be a whore. I want to be your whore.
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Kathleen: And I'm sorry, two adults sneaking around to make out is hilarious.
George: Or genius.
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Alice: How is it that Henry sleeps with Adrian and you end up not being friends with me?
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Adrian: Come on. Give peace a chance.
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Ms. O'Malley: Remember what we were talking about earlier? Priorities?
Amy: I thought we were talking about my last summer in high school.
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Season 4 Episode 20: "Strange Familiar"

Jack: Life is like that, it hits you where it hurts. But put a few ice packs on it and you'll get through it.
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Ricky: This is the longest summer of my life. And I don't mean that in a good way.
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Adrian: Now that you've gotten to know me better you still want to be a part of my life?
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Grace [to Jacob]: I like your continent.
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Bunny [to Dylan]: I didn't know you were a ginger. It didn't show up on the security camera.
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Adrian: You could be a little more, I don't know, considerate, respectful, appropriately sad or even appropriately happy.
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Amy [to George]: Have you learned nothing from me? You cannot have a baby and lead a normal life.
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Amy: Being a mother is my thing. And not getting to be a teenager is my other thing.
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Kathleen: I think I should get used to the idea of taking care of myself.
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