The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream" Quotes
Homer: Can we at least get some french fries?
Cheech: Too high in trans fats.
Homer: Awwwwww, stop speaking Spanish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chong: Okay man, what I'm looking for in a new Cheech is someone who is like open-minded and adventurous. I haven't decided about the mustache yet, but you need your own suspenders.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Remember, on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
Homer: Honey, don't worry, I'm gonna come back so horny and angry.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I can't do reefer comedy, I'm drunk! Two different animals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: Get me a t-shirt - XXL.
Lou: I thought you said XXL was a real wake up call?
Chief Wiggum: That was for pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Who the hell asre Cheech and Chong?
Homer: Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!
Bart: Who are Beavis and Butthead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
