The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Quotes
Neslon: This place is beautiful as a the side of a Coors Lite bottle. The kind my dad used to leave in te bathroom.
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Bart: I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry.
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Bart: Same garbage, different dumpster.
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Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
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Sea Captain: Yar, just plastic. Which is healthier than what you find in the ocean.
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