Come back, I'm a clown. I can't afford to look ridiculous.

Krusty

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
Marge: No
Homer: AAAAHHH!!

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.

Homer (on Maggie)

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• Added: May 04, 2014

It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!

Homer

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• Added: May 04, 2014