The Simpsons "Flaming Moe" Quotes
Moe: Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, you're a regular Casanova, or, in English, regular house.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Bart: I see how it is. You get a booty calla and I get a cootie call.
• Rating: Unrated
Superintendent: I'm dating one of your mothers. I forget which one.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Moe: I'd have to move in with mom, who's dead and doesn't have a house.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Lenny: They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9