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Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.

Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.

Skinner, you're a regular Casanova, or, in English, regular house.

Superintendent Chalmers

I see how it is. You get a booty calla and I get a cootie call.

Bart

I'm dating one of your mothers. I forget which one.

Superintendent

I'd have to move in with mom, who's dead and doesn't have a house.

Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.

Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.

They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!

Lenny
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 11 Quotes

Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.

They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!

Lenny
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