Homer: Listen, I gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because, in a pinch, you could make candles from my fat.
Lloyd: Well, that is a big part of it.
Homer: It's okay. I know what I am.

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Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.

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Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state til he gets back.

Moe

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If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.

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Homer: Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
Marge: The end of the world as we know it?!?

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I guess despite all our so-called civilization, anarchy lurks around every corner like a racially diverse street gang on a network cop show.

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Bart: Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
Homer: I don't know; feed it to the dog.
Bart: You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
Homer: Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!

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