Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya? Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Jimbo: Can I! Homer: You're in. Here's the sack. Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.
Grampa: You see? Old people aren't so useless after all. Malloy's old and he outsmarted the lot of you. And I'm even older and I outsmarted him. (Laughs) Moe: Shut up. Grampa: I've had my moment.