The Simpsons "Homer's Triple Bypass" Quotes (Page 2)
Dr. Nick: Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain!
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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.
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Homer: Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
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Homer: And Lisa...
Bart: (whispers into Homer's ear)
Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you...
Bart: (whispers into Homer's ear)
Homer:...that you're adopted and I don't like you..... BART!
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Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
Barney: How long has it been?
Moe: Six seconds.
Barney: Do we have to start over?
Moe: Hell no.
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Dr. Nick: The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
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Barney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!
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