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Homer (on the Uralarm)

Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.


Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?

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