Attention lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!

Homer

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Now that's what I call looking out for number one.

Homer (on the Uralarm)

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Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.

Homer

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Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?

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