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Comic Book Guy: Nice work, Doctor Boo-Who. Your tears have smudged Wolverine's iconic sideburns. Hence, you must buy this comic. And the cost of your innocent accident is... 25 dollars, please.
Milhouse: But that's the money Yaya Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter.
Comic Book Guy: (Sighs) I hate when they tell me things about themselves.

Homer: We're gonna be rich! We can finally afford to start a family!
Marge: We have a family!
Homer: A better one!

These books are meant to be read and enjoyed, not hoarded and then sold when you get divorced.

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