(About Homer) This man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on the way out.

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(Homer and Marge are in the castle at the miniature golf course)
Homer: Someday I'll buy you a real castle.
Marge: Oh, you don't have to do that.
Homer: Whoo, good.

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Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad, we watch an appalling amount of TV.
Homer: Don't you ever, ever talk that way about television!

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Selma: Marge, I've got two and a half words for you: Gulp N' Blow.

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