The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" Quotes
Krusty: Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway. That's who showed up, one man. (laughs) Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award.
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(Homer reassures Marge that he will make it home in time for her art show.)
Homer: I would never let you down. Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream. And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it from melting onto our carpet. In "cone-clusion," here's the scoop: I love you.
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(Homer has managed to ruin all of Marge's handmade sculptures. Marge has finally had it and let's Homer know it.)
Homer: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
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Homer: MARGE! Where are you? Did you change your name? Is it Kelly? KELLY!
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(Marge has hand-sculpted a towering image of Homer, complete with his trademark tidy-whities as a tribute to her husband for all to see. As it is publicly unveiled, we hear Homer's surprised remark)
Homer: Wow, you made a sculpture of Magilla Gorilla!
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Homer: Honey, I brought you more sticks. (Homer drops a sack of popsicle-sticks on the bedroom floor). This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood.
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Ralph: (Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!
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Homer: You kids like ice cream? (Pushes disclaimer button)
Disclaimer: Product contains neither ice nor cream. May contain trace elements of Mexican cheese. Do not consume.
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(Marge's sculptures of Lenny and Carl are stuck together)
Lenny: I can't tell where Carl ends and I begin!
Carl: See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay.
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Marge: Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled! I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you!
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Total Quotes: 10