The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 26 Episode 20: "Let's Go Fly a Coot" Quotes
Milhouse: If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.
Bart: Thanks Milhouse, I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.
Milhouse: More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.
Dad I apologize. I only say this at gunpoint, but it's true. I love you.
Homer
Abe: That's Mock Rickly, my old Air Force buddy.
Bart: You said you were in the Army.
Lisa: You said you were in the Navy.
Abe: That's the kind of mix up that used to happen when I was in the Marines.
Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
Marge
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