Pet Salesman: Oh my, what is that smell? Oh it's you.
Homer: 'Scuse me, do you sell ponies?
Pet Salesman: Uhsure pal, right here.
Homer: Deer Hound...hey this is a dog!

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Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things I'm gonna...you know, go fruity.

Homer

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Lisa: Dada...Dada.
Marge: Did you hear that Homer?
Homer: Marge, please, I'm busy!

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Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologise, I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Lisa: I forgive you.
Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!

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Homer: I ordered it for my little girl!
Lisa: I'm done.
Homer: Oooh that cost eighty eight dollars.

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Lisa: Wait, dad, I've got something for you! *kiss*
Homer: Aw, I was hoping it would be money!

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Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
Marge: Thirty years.
Homer: D'oh.

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He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

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