The Simpsons "Million Dollar Maybe" Quotes
Carl: These cookies are on the up and up according to the only hoest newspaper, The Beijing Worker.
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Bart: When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me a super.
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Carl: Something you lost will soon turn up. My faith in the Lord! It came back!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer [to Bart]: If I was interested in fun, I would have ran the day you were born.
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Homer: What should I buy first, a mirror that gives me advice or Hitler's baseball?
Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Homer [about fortune cookies]: Any part of a cookie you can't eat is a waste of time.
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Mr. Burns: Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9