The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Moe'N'a Lisa" Quotes (Page 2)

Jameson: Stop the presses and send my wife some flowers and bring me an anvil! What do you mean you don't work for me, you're hired! Now that you're hired you're fired! Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends how come you never call, some friend you are! I love this business!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Maggie spits out cereal letters that spell 'Don't forge')
Homer: Don't forge? Don't forge what?
(Maggie spits out a T)
Homer: Ohhh, don't forget! Don't forget what??
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Moe marginalized my contributions!
(Homer and Bart gasp. Lisa runs away sobbing.)
Homer: No one makes my daughter sob and run!
Bart: He ruined her first Wordloaf!
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: Look at me, sitting here depressed when I'm surrounded by the happiest people in the world : writers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (reading his poem)
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lisa: (gasps) It's Tom Wolfe! He uses more exclamation points than any other major American writer.
Tom Wolfe: It's true!!!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: (With his gold medal.) I've never been happier!
("The Star-Spangled Banner" plays)
Grampa: Turn that hippie crap off!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge (reading Moe's note): "Dear pus bag . . ."
Homer: Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?
Moe: It's for you, pus bag!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: This vibrating massage chair feels great.
Moe: That ain't a massage chair, it's just full of cockroaches.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: You're a heartless jerk!
Moe: Where did that come from? Oh, right, my actions.
 • Rating: Unrated

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