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Lisa: Go ahead, I don't think I'd be very good company.
Homer: Thanks for the heads up, we'll see you when we see you!

(singing) Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I feel so damn lonely, won't someone kill me?! cries in hands And many more!

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Marge: Homer, don't drink and drive!
Homer: Fine, I'll drive between sips.

(to Lisa) My brain goo's coming out all artistical, thanks to you.

Grampa: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.
Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
Grampa: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.

Is it our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year.

Homer

Moe: Look at me, sitting here depressed when I'm surrounded by the happiest people in the world : writers.

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Lisa: Moe marginalized my contributions!
(Homer and Bart gasp. Lisa runs away sobbing.)
Homer: No one makes my daughter sob and run!
Bart: He ruined her first Wordloaf!

(Maggie spits out cereal letters that spell 'Don't forge')
Homer: Don't forge? Don't forge what?
(Maggie spits out a T)
Homer: Ohhh, don't forget! Don't forget what??

Stop the presses and send my wife some flowers and bring me an anvil! What do you mean you don't work for me, you're hired! Now that you're hired you're fired! Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends how come you never call, some friend you are! I love this business!

Jameson

Lisa: You're a heartless jerk!
Moe: Where did that come from? Oh, right, my actions.

Homer: I love these covered bridges. It's like driving through cute little houses.
Guy on Hood: That was my house, you moron!

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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 6 Quotes

Homer: This vibrating massage chair feels great.
Moe: That ain't a massage chair, it's just full of cockroaches.

Lisa: You're a heartless jerk!
Moe: Where did that come from? Oh, right, my actions.