The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Moe'N'a Lisa" Quotes

Homer: Is it our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year.
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Grampa: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.
Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
Grampa: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.
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Moe: (to Lisa) My brain goo's coming out all artistical, thanks to you.
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Marge: Homer, don't drink and drive!
Homer: Fine, I'll drive between sips.
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(Moe sitting on Simpsons' doorstep upset)
Moe: (singing) Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I feel so damn lonely, won't someone kill me?! cries in hands And many more!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Go ahead, I don't think I'd be very good company.
Homer: Thanks for the heads up, we'll see you when we see you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: That's a terrific title. It jumps out at you like a rat out of your underwear drawer.
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Gore Vidal: I don't need your sycophantic laughter. I have some on tape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I love these covered bridges. It's like driving through cute little houses.
Guy on Hood: That was my house, you moron!
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Jameson: That's sweet, I hate sweet. I need photos, photos of Spider-man.
Employee: This is a poetry journal.
Jameson: Okay then I want poems about Spider-Man, and I want them finished before you start, and before you start I want a coffee. And the poems should have the fallowing rhyme scheme, a, b, b, a, a, b, b, a, c, e, d, e, d, d. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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