The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like To Forget" Quotes
Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Hibbert [about Comic Book Guy]: Tell him it's the "worst prognosis ever!" Hee hee hee.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Comic Book Guy: Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was Born on the Fourth of July.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Moe: That wasn't the Wi-Fi - that was my Bell's Palsy acting up.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Bart: I'll buy the white wine.
Marge: You can't buy white wine!
Bart: Why not? Are you having red meat?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Willie: Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9