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Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!

Tell him it's the "worst prognosis ever!" Hee hee hee.

Dr. Hibbert [about Comic Book Guy]

Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was Born on the Fourth of July.

Comic Book Guy

This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.

Homer

Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?

Marge

That wasn't the Wi-Fi - that was my Bell's Palsy acting up.

Moe

Bart: I'll buy the white wine.
Marge: You can't buy white wine!
Bart: Why not? Are you having red meat?

Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.

Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.

Willie
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 10 Quotes

Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.

Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.

Willie
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