The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget" Quotes
Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!
Tell him it's the "worst prognosis ever!" Hee hee hee.Dr. Hibbert [about Comic Book Guy]
Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was Born on the Fourth of July.Comic Book Guy
This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.Homer
Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?Marge
That wasn't the Wi-Fi - that was my Bell's Palsy acting up.Moe
Bart: I'll buy the white wine.
Marge: You can't buy white wine!
Bart: Why not? Are you having red meat?
Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.
Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.Willie