The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 26 Episode 18: "Peeping Mom" Quotes
Milhouse: Fie?
Bart: Yeah, look it up.
Milhouse: Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!
Bart: Dad, are you gonna snitch on me?
Homer: Moes before bros.
Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.
Homer
Marge: I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.
Homer: The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.
Marge: I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo.
Chief Wiggum: I've got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
Lou: You also have no evidence.
Chief Wiggum: That's implied.