When a guy who loves america cries, it makes him super straight.

Lenny

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The hot dogs spin counter clockwise in fear when you arrive.

Apu

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They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.

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Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"

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